Random nonsense

I was reading some fanfics today and just happened to look at an author's bio page. There were some quotes there that I found hilarious or just plain loved and just had to share :D

"Men, chocolate and coffee are all better rich."


I love this one! *rofl*
"Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate."


"People may not remember what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel."


This one is my favourite...
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. Woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved..."